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It is raining tortillas.
Come home from grocery store, hear something hit roof of car and assume it’s a branch or something from the tree above, get out of car and realize it is in fact a tortilla. WTF
me in every situation: im too hardcore for this
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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